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> Question: Ms America, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
> 問：美國小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。
> Ms America: Well, I can say that male organs in Americaare like
> gentlemen.
> 美國小姐：美國的男性器官像紳士。
> Question: How can you say so?
> 問：為什麼呢？
> Ms America: Because it stands every time it sees a woman......
> 美國小姐：因為只要一看到女士，他們就會起立......
>
> (Applause!Applause!)
> (鼓掌、鼓掌 )
>
>
> Question: Ms Spain, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
> 問：西班牙小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。
> Ms Spain: Male organs in our country are like our very own Bullfight or
> Toro(Bull)
> 西班牙小姐：西班牙的男性器官像鬥牛。
> Question: How can you say so?
> 問：為什麼呢？
> Ms Spain: Because it charges every time it sees an opening.
> 西班牙小姐：因為只要看到有洞就會出擊。
> (Applause! Applause !)
> (! 鼓掌、鼓掌)
>
>
> Question: Ms Philippines, how do you describe a male organ in your
> country?
> 問：菲律賓小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。
> Ms Philippines: Well, I can say that male organs in our country are
> like
> gossip or rumors.
> 菲律賓小姐：菲律賓的男性器官像流言。
> Question: How can you say so?
> 問：為什麼呢？
> Ms Philippines: Because it passes from mouth to mouth.
> 菲律賓小姐：因為它從一張嘴裡傳到另一張嘴裡。
> (Applause!Applause! Standing Ovation! Applause! Applause!)
> (鼓掌、鼓掌，起立喝采，鼓掌、鼓掌 )
>
>
> Question: Ms Iran, how do you describe a male organ in your Country?
> 問：伊朗小姐，請形容貴國男性的性? 鼎x。
> Ms Iran: Well, I can say that male organs in Iran are like thieves.
> 伊朗小姐：伊朗的男性器官像賊。
> Question: How can you say so?
> 問：為什麼呢？
> Ms I ran: Because they like to enter through the back door.
> 伊朗小姐：因為他們總愛走後門。
> (Applause!Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!)
> (鼓掌、鼓掌，大笑、大笑，鼓掌! 、鼓掌 )
>
>
> Question: Ms India, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
> 問：印度小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。
> Ms India: Well, I can say the male organs in India are like labourers.
> 印度小姐：印度的男性器官像勞力。
> Question: How can you say so?
> 問：為什麼呢？
> Ms India: Because it works day and night......
> 印度小姐：因為日夜勞"做"。
> (Applause!Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!)
> (鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌)
>
>
> Question: Ms Malaysia, how do you describe a male organ in your
> country?
> 問：馬來西亞小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。
> Ms Malaysia: Well, I can say that Male Organs in Malaysia are like
> Proton  car.
> 馬來西亞小姐：馬來西亞的男性器官像Proton 牌轎車(馬來西亞國產車)。
> Question: How can you say so?
> 問：為什麼呢？
> Ms Malaysia: Look tough but actually very soft.
> 馬來西亞小姐：看起來很硬( 造型類似HONDA)其實很軟(一撞就變形)。
> (Applause!Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!)
> (鼓掌、鼓掌，大笑、大笑，鼓掌、鼓掌)
>
>
> Question: Ms Singapore,how do you describe a male organ in your
> country?
> 問：新加坡小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。
> Ms Singapore: Well, I can say that male organ In Singapore is very
> Kiasu (Afraid to lose 台語發音).
> 新加坡小姐：新加坡的男性器官很怕輸。
> Question: How can you say so?
> 問：為什麼呢？
> Ms Singapore: It always wants to rush in quick and leave 15 minutes
> before  the show is over. 新加坡小姐：總是衝進場，提前 15分鐘出場。
> (Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!)
> (鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌 )
>
>
> Question: Ms China, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
> 問：中國小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。
> Ms China: Well, I can say that Male Organs in China are like Deng Siu
> Ping .
> 中國小姐：中國的男性器官像鄧小平 .
>
> Question: How can you say so?
> 問：為什麼呢？
> Ms China: Short and hard working, but can work until 90.
> 中國小姐：短小精幹，但卻可以工作到九十歲。
> (Applause!Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!)
> (鼓掌、鼓掌，大笑、大笑，鼓掌、鼓掌 )